Justin: Well, my parents gave that to me. Even I could have figured that one out.

Bubba: This I don't know. Sometime during 7th grade football season is all I know. I'll get to my unathletics somewhere else.

Grand Master Duane Kingshit Juvoitch (Most people called me Duane): Sophomore year I was in FST and, along with Alex, the only Sophomore in the class. I admit it, I was annoying, and almost everyday the people I talked with would say, "Who is this kid?" One day, one of Uno's friends was in our class and said I looked like a Duane, and wouldn't it be cool if that was my name. From that day forward, like every Junior and Senior called me Duane. At one point, Uno realized there was something missing, and thus crowned me Grand Master Duane Kingshit Juvovitch.

Bubba Bubbles: Short lived, but a group of people I used to hang out with thought I needed a last name, hence, they gave one to me. I said it was short lived, but it lived a little longer becuase of my girlfriend put it on the back of her shirt. Something else I might get around to.

Bubba J: Scooter just started saying Bubba J instead of Bubba, I don't know why, he said it sounded cool (I think so too).

Bubba Jay/Jay: I recently became obsessed with the New Jersey Saga, and one of my favorite characters was Jason Mewes. I dressed like him for Halloween and adopted some of his phrases and mannerisms. That point on I replaced J with Jay, and some people call me Jay since I went as him for Halloween.

Jason Mewes: No one really calls me that, but if you receive and e-mail from me, it'll say it's from "Jason Mewes" my fake online name.